muad_did escribió:
¿No existe version con subtitulos? es que no pillo los "adjetivos" que le pone a los bichos [entiendo alguno como "retrasada bola de pelos"]
No encuentro, por lo menos en youtube, pero puedo hacer la transcripicón
"Now I for one think evolution is a bnuch of bullcrap
but I've been told I have to teach it anyway
It was thought up by Charles Darwin
and it goes something like this:
In the beginning we were all fish, okay?
swimming around in the water.
And then one day a couple of fish
had a retard baby
and the retard baby was different,
so it got to live.
so Retard Fish goes on
to make more retard babies
and then one day, a retard baby fish
crawled out of the ocean
with its mutant fish hands...
and it had buttsex with a squirrel
or something and made this:
retard frog squirrel.
and then that had a retard baby
which was a monkey fish-frog.
and then this monkey-fish-frog
had buttsex with that monkey and
that monkey had a mutant retard baby
that screwed another monkey and...
that made YOU!
so there you go
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys
having buttsex with a fish-squirrel!
congratulations!"