Do You Speak English?

DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
Esto se tiene que leer en voz alta o no hace gracia.

LESON UAN: There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need
to say some phrase in Spanish,but you don't know how to say it, don't worry,
your problems have fnished, if your are a gringo and you don't know speak
Spanish, the Smart Gringo will be helpful in your learning. For instance, we
took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the
difference and how easy is speak Spanish.

a.. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner

b.. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair

c.. Who and seek ago = Juan se cago = John is a chicken things

d.. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad

e.. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags

f.. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest

g.. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives

h.. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando =
stop bugging me

i.. See eye = si hay = yes we have

j.. T n s free o ? = tienes frio? = are you cold?

k.. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to
insert it in you



PD: Me lo han pasado, no es mío