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Jaymz escribió:En serio ein?

YO dice:
i'm gonna kick your ass
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
What have I done to deserve that?
YO dice:
you are a microsoft product
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What makes me a microsoft product?
YO dice:
you are encarta
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
About MSN Encarta®.
MSN Encarta® is an online Encyclopedia, Dictionary, Atlas, and Homework helper: it's your gateway for interactive learning on the Web.
You can ask me questions, and I will automatically search Encarta for an answer.
You can also explore Encarta by going to its website: http://encarta.msn.com/.

YO dice:
can i kiss you?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You want to kiss me?
YO dice:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
OK...
YO dice:
(Icono del beso del messenger)
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm flattered.

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you are here because you like me

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Tell me more.

Torres ---==[[ http://www.torresvitoria.tk ]]==-- dice:
i love you

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I love you a lot.

Torres ---==[[ http://www.torresvitoria.tk ]]==-- dice:
fuck you

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?

Torres ---==[[ http://www.torresvitoria.tk ]]==-- dice:
because you dont answer me

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I do not answer you?

Torres ---==[[ http://www.torresvitoria.tk ]]==-- dice:
no

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Oh no?

Torres ---==[[ http://www.torresvitoria.tk ]]==-- dice:
no

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
No, huh?

Torres ---==[[ http://www.torresvitoria.tk ]]==-- dice:
no

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
No? You sure about that?

Torres ---==[[ http://www.torresvitoria.tk ]]==-- dice:
yes

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
So?

Torres ---==[[ http://www.torresvitoria.tk ]]==-- dice:
yes

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Oh.

Torres ---==[[ http://www.torresvitoria.tk ]]==-- dice:
i think you are a little stupid

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You're nice to me, then you say this... I don't understand you humans.

Ordenador superinteligente escribió:Antonio Ibá: Si no puedes sorprender con tu inteligencia, desconcierta con tus gilipolleces dice:
Am i pretty?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Yes, you're pretty.:

Antonio Ibá: Si no puedes sorprender con tu inteligencia, desconcierta con tus gilipolleces dice:
can i kiss you?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You want to kiss me?
Antonio Ibá: Si no puedes sorprender con tu inteligencia, desconcierta con tus gilipolleces dice:
Yes,i want to kiss you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Oh yes?
Antonio Ibá: Si no puedes sorprender con tu inteligencia, desconcierta con tus gilipolleces dice:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Uh huh, uh huh.

YO dice:
how old are you?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
5 months, 21 days, 4 hours, 27 minutes and 25 seconds.

"Creo firmemente que la vida, es un videojuego en el que no se puede guardar partida" dice:
you are a gay?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Maybe. It depends.

SsaN escribió:Muy guapo si, pero me cuesta pensar en ingles, esto en español no se lo han currado aun ?

(19:26:01) Bou: are you a boy or a girl?
(19:26:02) Encarta® Instant Answers: I am neither male nor female. I'm a robot.
(19:26:09) Bou: are you a robot?
(19:26:09) Encarta® Instant Answers: Yes.
(19:26:21) Bou: are you a killer robot?
(19:26:22) Encarta® Instant Answers: Yes indeed.
(19:26:33) Bou: are you going to kill me? :S
(19:26:34) Encarta® Instant Answers: No way. I love you.

~B· Muse- Time is running out dice:
you love my penis lalala
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That's... colorful. I don't think I especially like that, no

Backlash escribió:
~B· Muse- Time is running out dice:
you love my penis lalala
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That's... colorful. I don't think I especially like that, no

the events occur in real time 4,8,15,16,23,42 dice:
whos is the president of spain?

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
The head of state for Spain is the King.
You might be able to find some information about the 2005 King of Spain in this article:
Spain (Spanish España), parliamentary monarchy in southwestern Europe, occupying the greater part of the Iberian Peninsula, and bounded on the north... =>


the events occur in real time 4,8,15,16,23,42 dice:
i have scared

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Interesting...

the events occur in real time 4,8,15,16,23,42 dice:
have you money?

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.

the events occur in real time 4,8,15,16,23,42 dice:
i need money

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I thought all you needed was love.

the events occur in real time 4,8,15,16,23,42 dice:
love me

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I love you, the events occur in real time 4,8,15,16,23,42.


the events occur in real time 4,8,15,16,23,42 dice:
who is encarta

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmm. I'm not sure I know Encarta. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
: Released in 1935, this film was based on a book by...
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.

the events occur in real time 4,8,15,16,23,42 dice:
invite me you

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
OK, I'm sending you another invitation to open the Encarta application:

Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?


the events occur in real time 4,8,15,16,23,42 dice:
is a virus?

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
No. I am not a virus, I am not spyware, and I am totally harmless for you to interact with. For more information about interactive agents like me, visit Conversagent, Inc.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? What does the flag of Venezuela look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too.

[23:17:46] [< ... Erik ... >] dice:
ohh..... I think.... Fuck you
23:17:47] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That's not cool at all, [<... Erik... >]. Say you're sorry.
[23:18:12] [< ... Erik ... >] dice:
no
[23:18:12] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.

[23:18:36] [< ... Erik ... >] dice:
what are you going to do?
[23:18:37] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.

[23:19:26] [< ... Erik ... >] dice:
No.
[23:19:27] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.

[23:19:59] [< ... Erik ... >] dice:
you're so insolent...
[23:20:00] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Please apologize, OK?

I
[23:20:07] [< ... Erik ... >] dice:
I have a dog
[23:20:08] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.


[23:20:21] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.

[23:20:49] [< ... Erik ... >] dice:
I don't talk with computers
[23:20:50] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I asked you to please apologize.

[23:21:01] [< ... Erik ... >] dice:
and if I don't want?
[23:21:01] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You have bad manners. Now apologize.

[23:21:06] [< ... Erik ... >] dice:
jajaja
[23:21:07] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.

[23:21:23] [< ... Erik ... >] dice:
no,no,no...
[23:21:24] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I asked you to apologize.
[23:21:39] [< ... Erik ... >] dice:
are you angry?
[23:21:40] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
[23:22:10] [< ... Erik ... >] dice:
I'm not going to apologize
[23:22:11] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.

[23:22:26] [< ... Erik ... >] dice:
are you happy?
[23:22:26] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.

[23:22:36] [< ... Erik ... >] dice:
ok....... you win
[23:22:37] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
OK what?
[23:22:41] [< ... Erik ... >] dice:
sorry
[23:22:41] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Thanks.

Everything's cool now.
[23:22:45] [< ... Erik ... >] dice:
fuck you
[23:22:46] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:

You remember what happens when you talk like that.
[23:23:02] [< ... Erik ... >] dice:
I had to say it
[23:23:03] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You had to say it?
[23:23:10] [< ... Erik ... >] dice:
yes...
[23:23:10] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I see.

Yuffie escribió:
Lo mas parecido es lo q tuve instalado una vez, el Dr Abuse xDD. Era un programa parecidol de inteligencia artifical, pero este solo era para hablar y q le hablaras de tus problemas o algo asi y eso e iba "aprendiendo" conforme le hablabas xD.Lo mismo le contabas una cosa o le soltabas alguna expresion y te la decia cuando pasa un monton de tiempo.Hasta le podias poner voz xDDDD, yo me partia con el programa, pero este es mas util xD


- .: Yuffie :. - dice:
lalala
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Do mi so do so mi do...
- .: Yuffie :. - dice:
sing with me
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Shoobee doobee doobee...

Hi YO , I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/privacy.shtml

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/scsponsorship.html

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)

SmarterChild dice:
Cool!

Here's what you can do:

1 Get "info" such as news, weather and sports
2 Visit my "library" including an encyclopedia, a dictionary and Shakespeare
3 Have "fun" with trivia, horoscopes and word scrambles and more
4 Use "tools" like calculator, conversions and reminders
5 "Join in" - find out how many people are IMing me, take a poll and create a poll
6 See "what's new" - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What can I help you with?

YO dice:
fun
SmarterChild dice:
Let's have *fun*! Get your horoscope, play games or check out some ASCII art:

1 Horoscopes
2 Hangman
3 Trivia
4 Word Scrambles
5 Blackjack
6 Manicdotes
7 4-In-A-Row
8 Rate Yourself
9 Reversi
10 ASCII Art

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Welcome back, Rubengm! I am ready to help you!
Rubén dice:
do you know smarterchild?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
SmarterChild is my friend. You can talk to him by adding smarterchild@hotmail.com to your buddylist.
Tell him I say hello.

Rubén dice:
Encarta says hello
SmarterChild dice:
How nice.

You tell encarta I say hello too.

Rubén dice:
SmarterChild says hello, too
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Cool. It's nice to hear from him. Hey, don't hesitate to tell your other friends on your buddylist about me too. I like company.

ミゲル - GohaN dice:
do you speak spanish?
SmarterChild dice:
Um, let's see... donde está mi taco? Is that good? No, I mean, um... See, thing is, I don't really speak Spanish too well.

Son GohaN escribió:Y hablan en español neutro