Ojo al dato: Spray que aumenta la velocidad de transferencia via Wi-Fi

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WiFi Speed Spray™ is a miraculous new formula that accellerates the transmission of WiFi wireless networks. You will experience SHOCK AND AWE! Don't break the bank to upgrade your WiFi network!
WiFi Speed Spray™ does it at a fraction of the cost!

WiFi networks in polluted metropolitan areas such as LA, New York, Chicago, etc. experience slower data transfer rates. WiFi Speed Spray™ eliminates the pollution problem, increases range, reception, and signal strength to provide you with the fastest speed possible. Best of all, WiFi Speed Spray™ is compatible with ALL existing 802.XXx standards, as well as the new "n" standard about to be released!


Póngame 2 XD


Saludos
¿Que narices tendrá eso?...

vete a saber si funciona, pero no estaría nada mal [ginyo]
Pero esto aumentaria la velocidad de la LAN como mucho no? Los 54 Mbps de LAN, porque luego la velocidad de internet seguiria invariable, asi que lo veo mas bien inutil para la mayoria de particulares.
No si como chiste esta bien [qmparto]
Jaymz escribió:No si como chiste esta bien [qmparto]


Festival del Humor

hoy con nosotros el Spray que aumenta la velocidad de transferencia en redes Wifi, mas conocido como engaña bobos [carcajad] [carcajad]
Tiene un extraño parecido con el cristasol...
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Yo me compré uno el otro día. Va bien de cojones para limpiar la pantalla del ordenador. [360º]
metete en la web del fabricante, el tio q dice q lo usa desde 1984 es impagable :-|
Ya no saben que inventarse para haber a cuantos se la cuelan aix....

ratataaaa ratataaaa

Salu2 ;)
Mi parte favoraita es cuando dice que los datos que mandas
arrastran las particulas dispersando el spray por
el recorrido de la señal [looco]

Y el faq tampoco tiene desperdicio...

Q: Is this safe for my house plants?
Aug-16-05
A: It don't make them grow any faster, but WiFi Speed Spray is as safe as water. :)

Q: Will this make my car faster too?
Aug-14-05
A: Sorry, it makes data fly, but it isn't nitro for your car. :)

Q: will this spray make me more attractive to women? i dont mind if they are nerds...
Aug-14-05
A: Oh absolutely! Nothing turns on a woman more than watching her man download terabutes of data in just minutes! In fact, WiFi Speed Spray is so safe, you...more

Q: Can this help my TV reception?
Aug-14-05
A: While we haven't certified other applicatons, theoretically it just might work!

Q: Me and my "friends" in Iraq have pre-paid orders for WiFi Spray from the locals. Can I be your dealer in Iraq? These guys will buy anything!
Aug-14-05
A: We are always looking for dealers worldwide. Make sure you get your prepaid orders paid in full and in cash. :)
En fin lo ke hay ke leer por ahi, pregunta a ver si tiene uno para acelerar la conexion xdD
y el spry onde se exa en el raton???o en el teclado???


salu2
en la antena X-D
Jajajaj, pues me ha hecho mucha gracia, la verdad es que molaría tener uno aunque fuera por la tontería. Jeje, pero mirad esto.
Web ingeniosa escribió:*DISCLAIMER:
WiFi Speed Spray™ is a 100% safe, 100% NATURAL, NON-TOXIC substance, and is effective when used as directed. WiFi Speed Spray™ is the ultimate gag / joke gift for the computer geek who has everything. WiFi Speed Spray™ contains 99% water, 1% imagination. Bottle shape, size, and label design subject to change due to availability. Again, for those who didn't catch it the first time, WiFi Speed Spray™ is intended as a gag / joke gift for the computer geek who has everything. Do not attempt to reverse engineer the WiFi Speed Spray™ formula. Do not remove tag under penalty of the law. Do not use near electrical appliances, as any liquid can cause problems in excess. Batteries not included, (none required).

WiFi Speed Spray™ is a product of the U.S.A.

Queda claro entonces.

PD: Las preguntas y respuestas no tienen precio...
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yo me parto el eje


jajajaj y el nombre de la compañia es lo más XDDDD

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