El diccionario de Micro$oft.

04 jul 2003 03:48

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Chicos, para poder entender correctamente las parabolas de nuestro guia espiritual Sir William H. Gates III, aqui tienen un diccionario:

http://www.infowarrior.org/articles/2001-04.html

Imprescindible.

salu2[bye]

PD: el link lo postearon en oink.

* 04 jul 2003 04:10

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Cross-Platform" - (1)(n) - Industry standard definition for a product that runs on multiple computing environments (See "Platform"). (2)(n) - Microsoft's marketing term used to mean a product that runs on any of Microsoft's 'platforms.' (e.g., Microsoft's Java is 'cross-platform' since it runs on Windows 95, 98, 2000, ME, and XP.)



PD: Me he reido un buen rato xDDDD.

EDIT: sacado de noticias3d. en google pongan Weapons of Mass Destruction, y le dan al boton voy a tener suerte xDDDD o el de fell lucky si esta en ingles ;D ta luego

04 jul 2003 05:25

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"Beta Release" - (1)(n) - Any shrink-wrapped Microsoft product available for retail purchase or sold to PC manufacturers for inclusion on new PCs. Microsoft has made its fortunes from users who routinely pay (in many, many ways!) for the privilege of testing Microsoft products.

, ahora entiendo el porque de los problemas cuando usaba windows

Lo de las armas de destruccion, se saleeee [qmparto][qmparto]

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04 jul 2003 11:50

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2 gallifantes pal que se le ocurrió lo de las armas...
y 10 pal que se lo inventó...

04 jul 2003 13:55

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Los dos se salen

04 jul 2003 13:58

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NT: Nice Target!

* 04 jul 2003 14:20

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"Secure Microsoft Product" - (1)(n) - Any unopened, uninstalled Microsoft product, preferably still inside its shrink-wrap. (2)(n) - A PC running Microsoft operating systems or software that is not connected to a network or has removable media (e.g., disk drives) installed...that's how Windows NT received its C2 endorsement from the NSA in the mid-1990s!

"Security" - (1) (n) - Something Microsoft products lack, evidenced by the frequency of reports of major products with vulnerable services enabled by default, or by releasing easily-exploited software products. (2) (noun) - A concept that is a mutually-exclusive to anything Microsoft.

YEAH!

Microchof si que ha innovado!!! :
"Blue Screen of Death" - (1)(n) - One of Microsoft's few real innovations. (2)(n) - Cryptic error codes seen by users when a Windows system crashes.

Y el más cierto de todos :
"Notepad" - (1)(n) - Book of paper for jotting notes down. (2)(n) - The *most* stable and secure program Microsoft has ever developed. (3)(n) - Only reliable way to write code under any Windows Operating System. (Burns)

Uff... sq hay tantas de buenas