Scottish Tartans Authority pide el fin de costumbre escocesa

A partir de ahora habrá que llevar ropa interior bajo el kilt

Algunos lo llaman “ajustarse a los nuevos tiempos”, otros lo llaman “ultraje”.

Sí, amigos, el último símbolo de la Escocia libre está a punto de desaparecer. Desde los tiempos en los que William Wallace alzó su claymore para liberar a los verdaderos patriotas del yugo inglés los buenos escoceses, orgullosos de sus clanes y sus costumbres no habían llevado nada bajo sus kilts para hacer gala así de su hombría y su resistencia al frío, cualidades propias de cualquier highlander que se precie.

Sin embargo, en un ejercicio de la más alta y vil traición, la propia autoridad que regula el buen uso del kilt, The Scottish Tartans Authority, ha decidido que a partir de este momento hay que llevar ropa interior debajo.

Sí, compañeros luchadores, aguerridos guerreros, ahora se decide que seguir la tradición es “infantil” y “poco higiénico”. Igual es más higiénica la maldita costumbre inglesa de llevar un ridículo calzón con un rodalazo amarillo…

¿Qué será lo proximo?, ¿afeitarse cada día?, ¿beber whisky en vaso en lugar de directamente del barril? ¡No dejemos que nos pasen por encima! ¡Podrán quitarnos nuestras vidas… pero jamás nos quitarán… LA LIBERTAAAAAAAD!

Draught guidance: a kilt need underwear

The time-honoured practice of wearing nothing beneath the kilt has been condemned - by an organisation dedicated to upholding Scottish traditions.

The Scottish Tartans Authority want people to wear underwear beneath their country's national dress
The Scottish Tartans Authority has decreed that refusing to put on underwear beneath a kilt is "childish and unhygienic".
It also warned that "going commando" flies in the face of decency.
Tartans Authority director Brian Wilton said kilt wearers should have the "common sense" to realise they should wear underwear beneath their country's national dress.

He said "The idea that you are not a real Scot unless you are bare under your kilt should be thrown into the same wastepaper basket as the idea that you're not a real Scot unless you put salt on your porridge.
"People should not be browbeaten into believing that nonsense. Just because Highlanders wore nothing in the days before Y-fronts were invented doesn't mean that we, in the 21st Century, should wear nothing too.
"Sending children up chimneys is traditional too, but we don't do it now and the same should apply to wearing nothing under a kilt.
"Common sense and decency suggest that for the majority of occasions one should wear under the kilt what one would wear under a pair of trousers.
"You only have ask hire specialists about the problems they have cleaning their kilts. We have heard quite a few hygiene horror stories."
But Scotland's kilt wearers condemned the advice. Former Formula One racing driver David Coulthard, 39, of Twynholm, Kirkcudbrightshire, said: "Kilts are from the past and so is the tradition of not wearing any underwear. I'm proud to be a true Scotsman. It's a tradition that should be left alone.
"I have about five kilts. Ten years ago, I even registered my own Coulthard tartan because Coulthard is an English name, sadly.
"I've been wearing kilts since I was a little boy and will continue to wear my kilts in the time-honoured fashion. There is nothing childish or unhygienic about it."
Inverness-based kilt maker Ian Chisholm, a spokesman for the Scottish Kilt Makers' Association, said: "The tradition of no underwear being worn was a stipulation of Scottish military regulation.
"To say it is unhygienic is wrong. The freedom of movement is healthy. We always tell customers to wear nothing under the kilt if everything is in good working order."
Earlier this month, 23-year-old Scottish tennis star Andy Murray revealed he had been made to wear pants under his kilt at brother Jamie's wedding at Cromlix House, near Dunblane, Perthshire.
Highlands and Islands Tory MSP Jamie McGrigor, who campaigned for the introduction of a Scottish Tartan Register, said: "I have normally worn underwear with my kilt. In the West Highlands, midges can mount alarming and unexpected attacks on so-called true Scotsmen."
Kilt maker Slanj, which has provided Highland dress for Billy Connolly and Ewan McGregor, insisted last year that underwear must be worn with hire kilts.
The firm, which also made a kilt for self-confessed true Scotsman Sir Sean Connery, said some kilts had been returned in such a dirty state that they were too unhygienic for staff to handle.