¿Qué demonios es esto?

Mirad la perla que me llegó hace una semana:

Hello,
Due to the death of my Father General Abacha the former head of state of Nigeria in June 1998, I have been thrown into a state of hopelessness by the present administration.I have lost confidence with anybody within my country.
I got your contacts through personal research, and had to reach you through this medium.
I will give you more details when you reply. Due to security network placed on my daily affairs I cant visit the embassy so that is why I have contacted you. My Father deposited $12.6million dollars with a security firm abroad whose name is witheld for now till we communicate.
I will be happy if you can receive this funds and keep it safe I assure you 20% of this fund. I will need your telephone/mobile numbers so that we can
commence communication.I await your urgent response.
Yours truly,
Mustapha

Logicamente, le contesté que se fuera a freir espárragos (de una forma "un pelín" más borde), y en definitiva, que quien se lo iba a tragar.

Y me contestó esto:

Dear Friend,
First, let me apologise for the surprise or embarrassment this mail may cause you.I beg for your sincere understanding With due regards, I take the liberty to contact you for this urgent business transaction which will be of immense benefit to all parties concerned. I am soliciting your immediate assistance or co-operation as to enable my family round up the remains of our life. Following the sudden death of my Father General Sani Abacha, who was the former head of state of Nigeria in June 8, 1998.I have been thrown into a state of utter confusion, frustration and hopelessness by this present civilian administration. I have been subjected to physical and mental torture by the security agents or rather his followers in my country.And believe me, I, my mother (family) and my children have not done anything wrong, we were never part of my late father's regime. The new president has succeeded in turning the whole country against us. This is just because, this present day President of Nigeria planned a coup d'etat against my father in 1995 and was charged by the military headed by my late Father for treasonable offence.
He was tried, sentenced and jailed by my late father's government before my late father died . It is rumored that my father was secretly murdered by these same people,"May his soul rest in perfect peace". This same man (Rtd.General Olusegun Obasanjo) was released and elected as the President of this country in 1999 and since then he has openly vowed that, he will frustrate my family and wipe out our entire family race and he is really doing that to us now. I have lost confidence with everybody within the country. You must have heard over the media reports and the internet on the recovery of various huge sums of money deposited by my husband in different Trustee/Deposit firms abroad, some companies willingly give up their secrets and disclosed our money confidently lodged there on outright blackmail. Some companies willingly give up their secrets and disclosed our money which we confidentially lodged there on outright blackmail.In fact US$620 million dollars were confiscated by Luxembourg authoritiesthe,550 million dollars in Swiss bank accounts linked to my husband was frozen by the Swiss authorities
since 1999, Fifteen(15) British banks were actually censured in March 2001 for lax controls on my Late Father's Bank Accounts.
I would refer you to the website below for more information:-
http://www.transnationale.org/anglais/sources/tiersmonde/dirigeants__aba
http://www.time.com/time/europe/magazine/2000/27/swiss.html
http://www.jubilee2000uk.org/worldnews/africa/court_uk_ahead_abacha_loot.htm
http://www.nigeriafirst.org/printer_378.shtml
This present government have turned the people against my entire family and they are really out to purnish us and make my family poor for life. I can not really explain the measure of the kind of suffering my family is going through right now.
Come to think of it, I was not in any way part of my father's military regime. My late father may have stepped on toes during his tenure, he was a difficult soldier and I never had any control over him or his government.
So I do not see why my mother, I and my poor children should be going through all These.

I have been looking for help and due to my previous experience I am afraid that if I contact any other embassy I might been exposed.Please do not betray me.Some time ago, I deposited the sum of [US$62.6 million U.S. dollars]for my late Father in a security firm, whose name I cannot disclose now until I gain your trust and I can open communication with you.The money was deposited there in a form which I would explain later. I engaged the assistance of an Italian Business man by name Mr.Paulo Luigi of Milano Construction S.P.A who assisted to finance and receive the release of the US$50 Million to him for Safe Keeping.I was suprised to find out Later that Mr.Paulo Luigi has frudulently deceived me and my family.He made away with my money and all efforts to trace him proved abortive. I will be very grateful if you could receive the balance of US$12.6 Million for safe keeping.I never really intended to touch this money which is very safe and secure in the vault of this security firm. But due our present situation I do not have any other option. All our accounts here and oversea have been frozen and all our properties apart from this only house which we live in. We are badly in need of money.
The problem is that I cannot lay my hands on this money due to the fact that all our international passports belonging to any member of my family has been seized by this government, pending when they finish investigation into my late Father's assets.This arrangement is only known to you, my mother, myself.
See the website below for more information about the case:-
http://www.thisdayonline.com/archive/2002/07/12/index.html
http://www.odiousdebts.org/odiousdebts/index.cfm?DSP=content&ContentID=4568

My request is anchored on our strong desire to establish a lasting relationship with you and i hence solicit your partnership to receive funds into your safe custody.
I and my family have agreed to offer the following percentage:20% of the total sum is for you upon successful clearance of this funds from the Trustee/Deposit company.
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement which will protect you from any breach of the law.

Do not hesitate to include the following in your reply to me:-
1. Your full name & Contact Address
2. Your Private Mobile Phone & Fax Numbers
All I am bothered about is how this money could be kept safely or invested. If you are not willing to help me, please do not expose me, just assume we never discussed this matter.

I am looking forward to doing this transaction with you and solicit your absolute confidentiality in this transaction.
I will be most grateful and would show my appreciation if you can help to restore the life and hope in my family again.
Yours Sincerely,
Mallam Mustapha

¿He perdido la oportunidad de hacerme multimillonario? Jo...

Saludos.
Si lo hacemos a medias, nos llevamos un 10%? te animas?XD.

aiinsss...
Es el famoso timo a la Nigeriana.

Saludos.
Cualquier email que contenga la palabra "Nigeria" es timo seguro.
Ni se os ocurra hacer caso a esas gilipo..., es un timo como una casa, lei hace mucho tiempo sobre esto y os puede salir muy caro, saludos.
Lo que no se es para qué contestas.
Ya me has asustado.

¿Puedo haberles "regalado" algún dato importante con el simple hecho de haberles contestado?
NeoDecoy escribió:Ya me has asustado.

¿Puedo haberles "regalado" algún dato importante con el simple hecho de haberles contestado?

No era mi intención asustarte.
Desconozco si pueden, aunque lo dudaría, como mucho tendrían acceso a tu ISP y a través de ahí quien sabe.

Leete esto, sobre todo la parte que dice:

Wikipeda escribió:A veces se invita a la víctima a viajar a determinados países africanos, entre ellos Nigeria y Sudáfrica. Esto es especialmente peligroso, porque en ocasiones el inversor puede acabar secuestrado o incluso muerto por el timador. En cualquier caso, la transferencia nunca llega, pues los millones jamás han existido.


Cuidadín.
SuperLopez, no me refería a ti, el timo de Nigeria ya lo conocía (aunque eso de viajar a Nigeria y que el timador te mate no lo conocía y me ha sorprendido), me refería a Campanilla.

¿Alguien sabe a que datos mios pueden tener acceso con mi ISP?
vale que haya gente que inicalmente pique, pero que vayan a nigeria a "tocar" su fortuna....
¿Mi correo tiene una diana dibujada que ponga "TONTO DEL CULO"?

Otro va:

Hello,
This mail is directed to you and I request it should be treated as such. I am Michael Bourne - Barrister/Solicitor of Caribbean Juris Chambers in Anguilla and a representative in the Caribbean to the late Nina Wang,Asias richest woman who died of an unspecified illness after reports she had been battling cancer, leaving unanswered questions over her estimated 4.2 billion USD (2.1 billion Pound) fortune. Her husband Teddy Wang was abducted in 1990 as he left Hong Kong's exclusive Jockey Club. The family paid a 33 million USD ransom but he was never returned. His body was never found and he was declared dead in 1999.She had no children but is survived by at least one brother and reportedly other siblings.
By virtue of my closeness to the deceased I am very much aware of her financial standing. I do sincerely sympathize her death.Nina Wang standing came under threat when her father-in-law, Wang Din-shin,challenged her claim to his late son's fortune. Wang Din-shin, who is in his 90s, said he was the sole beneficiary of Teddy Wang's estate,based on a 1968 will. During the period of the proceedings, funds were however transferred to different banks and financial institutions all around the world as security in the situation of lost the case .she did this in confidence because all the charges that were held against her where backed by information an insider was updating the public with. I am particular about a deposit which i handled myself as her attorney to help her deposit the fund.I have reasoned very professionally and I feel it will be legally proper to present you as a partner of the deceased which is legally possible and would be done in accordance with the laws of the land. On this note I decided to search for a credible person. I was urged to contact you,that I may with your consent present you to the "trustee" company as my late clients associates to enable you put up a claim in that capacity as a partner of Nina Wang.
I have all vital documents that would be requested by them and that would confer you the legal right to make this claim’s find this possible for the main reason that Mrs. Wang has associates all over the world and the time this funds was moved was the most crucial time in her life and not well documented for the public notice or other close associates because I handled it myself.
Therefore, to facilitate the immediate reprofiling of this fund,contact me with this address(d.mich_born@yahoo.com) signifying your interest and as soon as I obtain your confidence, I will immediately intimate you with the complete details as well as fax you the documents, with which you are to proceed and I shall direct on how to put up an application to the finance company.
This proposal is hitch-free so dont entertain any fears as the required arrangements are been made for the completion of this
transfer.This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. For better
confidentiality, send to me your complete information to enable us discuss further about this transaction. I require only a solemn
confidentiality on this and do not take undue advantage of the trust I have bestowed in you.
Thank you for taking time to read my message and I will like you to
indicate your maximum interest.
Sincerely,
D. Michael Bourne
El caso Bourne XD!!

Cineol [qmparto]


Saludos

PD: Obviamente estoy de coña XD
A mi me enviaron hace poco uno de un banco de nosedonde.... XD mire el nombre del director del banco y no era el mismo XD... jajajja


saludos
A mi me pasa igual. Ademas no se que cojones pasa que llevo desde el 99 con la cuenta de hotmail, y NUNCA me habia llegado spam ni nada hasta hace cosa de 10 dias.
que derrepente me han llegado ya como 4 o 5 de esos.

No se de donde han pillado mi direccion, pero me toca mucho la moral.

Un dia les voy a seguir el juego para hacer que salgan en la web esa guiri donde la gente les toma el pelo y acaban haciendose fotos con carteles chorras [666]

A veces Internet es divertido
De las dos cuentas que tengo desde hace 4 años, en una sólo me habrá llegado spam 1 o 2 veces, pero en la otra me llegan todos los días como mínimo 5, y respecto al timo nigeriano me han llegado unas cuantas variantes (he cambiado las direcciones de correo que pone en los correos por asteriscos):

Hong Kong:
Good Day,
Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr. Patrick K.W. Chan (Executive Director and Chief Financial Officer) of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have an obscured business suggestion for you.
Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client Gen. Abbas Radhi Ismail who was with the Iraqi forces and also businessman made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of (Twenty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only) in my branch. Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even during the war which began in 2003. Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later find out that the General along with his wife and only daughter had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home.
After further investigation it was also discovered that Gen. Abbas Radhi Ismail did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Twenty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration of 5 years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.
Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Gen. Abbas Radhi Ismail so that you will be able to receive his funds.

MODALITIES:
I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Gen. Abbas Radhi Ismail, all that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you.
There is no risk involved at all in this matter, as we are going adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.
Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall then share in the ratio of 70% for me, 30% for you. Should you be interested please send me your the following:
1. Full names
2. Private phone/fax
3. Current residential address
and I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below and finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this operation.
Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
Kind Regards
Mr. Patrick Chan.

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Suiza:
Hello,

I am Mr. Rowland Lauterburg from Bern, Switzerland. I work with a bank in Switzerland and the reason of this mail is about business transfer of a huge sum of money from a deceased account. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. We decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction.
PROPOSITION;

We discovered an abandoned sum of Five Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($5,500,000.00) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family. Since his death, none of his next-of kin or relations has come forward to lay claims for this money as the heir. We cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines.
Upon this discovery, we now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of kin to the deceased as all documentations will be carefully worked out by us for the funds ($5,500,000.00) to be released in your favor as the beneficiary's next of kin. It may interest you to know that we have secured from the probate an order of mandamus to locate any of deceased beneficiaries.

Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of our mutual business endeavor by furnishing me with the following;

1. Beneficiary name and address.

2. Direct Telephone and fax numbers.
These requirements will enable us file letter of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary approvals in your favor before the transfer can be made. We shall be compensating you with a million dollars on final conclusion of this project, while the rest shall be for us. Your share stays while the rest shall be for us for investment purposes. I find myself privileged to have this information and this is a great opportunity of a lifetime of success without risks.
Please kindly send your reply to my personal email address ***********@aol.co.uk.
My Regards,

Mr. Rowland Lauterburg.

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Taiwan:
Dear Friend,

My name is Mr. Hung, I work with International Bank of Taipei, Taipei Branch, Taiwan. I have a Business Proposal of Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only ($44,500,000.00) for you to handle with me in my bank.

This is a legitimate transaction with no risk involved if we work according to as planned. I will need you to assist me in executing this Business Project from Taiwan to your country.

I need to know if you will be able to handle this with me before I explain to you in details? If you are interested, do contact me via: ********@yahoo.com.tw

Kind Regards

Mr. Hung.

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Holanda:
Dearest Beloved:
Compliment of the Season to you and your Family, How are you today? You may be surprised to receive this unsolicited mail as it may appear to be. Sorry to bother you any way. Glory be to God, My name is Mrs Rose Maxwell and I was married to Mr Ted Grant Maxwell who worked with American embassy in England, and at present am in Holland Amsterdum where We both married for 27yrs without children.

I do not intend to waste much of your time. My husband left the Sum Of "Eighteen Million Five Hundred Thausand Dollars" ($18.5million) to be precise in a long term deposit account in a (Security Finance Company in Holland Amsterdum).

Please i want you to understand that is Money was deposit for me before he died, which I intend to give out for charity purpose through a God fearing individual or firm that will received and use the money to help ORPHANS,WIDOWS and PROPAGATE THE WORD OF GOD.

I am looking for someone that I can trust to handle this funds because of my present health problems,i have a short time left on earth due to My cancer problem,I have decided to give the money out to propagate God's work since I do not have a child and due to my husbands belief in giving to the less previlage. Before my husband died we both decided to give the money out for charity works which was our wish and I want to carry out my husbands wish so that his mind can be at peace.

To this end, I want it recorded in heaven that while on earth my husband and I contributed positively to the needy through you. I wait your response for more detail. May the good Lord bless you and your family. and i would been very happy if you can give attenction to my Proposal AND direct your reply to My Private E-mail: **********@o2.pl

May God bless you.
Yours Sincerely
Mrs. Rose Maxwell.
My Private E-mail: ************@o2.pl

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Rusia:
Sir,

I am Mihail Vadim, I representing a top company executive in Moscow. He has given me a very sensitive and private brief to ask for your partnership to re-profile legitimately accrued funds well over fifty million euros. I will give the details, but in summary, the funds are coming via a bank in western europe, and this is a very legitimate request. You will be paid 8% for your "management fees",if I am able to reach agreeable terms with you.

If this would interest you, please write me back by email and provide me with your telephone number, and private email address and I will provide further details. Please keep this close to your chest as much as possible; we can not afford any political problems in our country. Write me back.I look forward to it.

Regards,

Mr. Mihail Vadim.

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Thailandia:
I am Mr. Frank Guei a credit officer in UNION TRUST FINANCE, and personal
account manager to an expartriate who used to work with Benin Total Oil
Company(B.T.O.C). On the 2nd of January 2005, I recieved a call that my client
died in the Tsunami Disaster with his wife and two kids while on vacation at
Phuket Island in Thailand.

Since then I have made several enquiries to locate any of my client's extended
relatives. This has proved unsuccessful. I have contacted you to assist in
repartriating the money left behind by my client before it gets confiscated or
declared unserviceable.

Particularly, the UNION TRUST FINANCE where the deceased had an account valued
at $5,200,000.00 (Five Million, Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).
They issued me a notice to provide the next-of-kin or have the account
confiscated.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the biological relatives of my late
client, I hereby seek your consent to present you as next-of-kin of the
deceased since you are a foreigner, so that the proceeds of this account valued
at $5.2M can be transfered to you as inheritance and thereafter, you and me can
share the money; 50% to me and 35% to you, while 5% will be donated to the
Tsunami Disaster Charity Fund, and 10% for expenditures.

I have the legal documents which will be used to substantiate our inherittance
claims. All I require is your consent and honest co-operation to enable us see
the business through. Furthermore, I guarantee that the business will be
executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach
of the law. Please contact me via email below to enable us discuss further.
**********@yahoo.fr

Yours faithfully,

Mr. Frank Guei

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Costa de Marfil:
From Helen Kolonga
+225 08 42 10 57

I do apologize for approaching you from the blues. I was formerly a Medical student of the University of Abidjan, Cote d Ivoire. My parents and my only brother where killed by the current government because my father was an opposition leader.

Before the death of my father, he has $9.5 M USD (Nine Million , Five Hundred Thousand dollars.) in a domiciliary account with a bank in Côte d'Ivoire which i am the next of kin.

I HUMBLY NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS :
1) To help get this money transferred to you.
2) To serve as the guardian
3) To make an arrangement for me to come over after this money is transferred.
4) To look for a good venture where the money will be invested.

I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation of your effort after a successful transfer.

Your Sincerely,
Helen.


Si no fueran timos, hace tiempo que sería millonario [+risas] [+risas] [+risas]
Asdrubal escribió:Cualquier email que contenga la palabra "Nigeria" es timo seguro.



y digo yo.... porque en vez de poner Nigeria, no ponen... Egipto? (por ejemplo) XD
Cthugha escribió:De las dos cuentas que tengo desde hace 4 años, en una sólo me habrá llegado spam 1 o 2 veces, pero en la otra me llegan todos los días como mínimo 5, y respecto al timo nigeriano me han llegado unas cuantas variantes (he cambiado las direcciones de correo que pone en los correos por asteriscos):

Hong Kong:
Good Day,
Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr. Patrick K.W. Chan (Executive Director and Chief Financial Officer) of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have an obscured business suggestion for you.
Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client Gen. Abbas Radhi Ismail who was with the Iraqi forces and also businessman made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of (Twenty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only) in my branch. Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even during the war which began in 2003. Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later find out that the General along with his wife and only daughter had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home.
After further investigation it was also discovered that Gen. Abbas Radhi Ismail did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Twenty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration of 5 years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.
Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Gen. Abbas Radhi Ismail so that you will be able to receive his funds.

MODALITIES:
I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Gen. Abbas Radhi Ismail, all that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you.
There is no risk involved at all in this matter, as we are going adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.
Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall then share in the ratio of 70% for me, 30% for you. Should you be interested please send me your the following:
1. Full names
2. Private phone/fax
3. Current residential address
and I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below and finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this operation.
Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
Kind Regards
Mr. Patrick Chan.

-------------------------------------------------

Suiza:
Hello,

I am Mr. Rowland Lauterburg from Bern, Switzerland. I work with a bank in Switzerland and the reason of this mail is about business transfer of a huge sum of money from a deceased account. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. We decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction.
PROPOSITION;

We discovered an abandoned sum of Five Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($5,500,000.00) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family. Since his death, none of his next-of kin or relations has come forward to lay claims for this money as the heir. We cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines.
Upon this discovery, we now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of kin to the deceased as all documentations will be carefully worked out by us for the funds ($5,500,000.00) to be released in your favor as the beneficiary's next of kin. It may interest you to know that we have secured from the probate an order of mandamus to locate any of deceased beneficiaries.

Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of our mutual business endeavor by furnishing me with the following;

1. Beneficiary name and address.

2. Direct Telephone and fax numbers.
These requirements will enable us file letter of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary approvals in your favor before the transfer can be made. We shall be compensating you with a million dollars on final conclusion of this project, while the rest shall be for us. Your share stays while the rest shall be for us for investment purposes. I find myself privileged to have this information and this is a great opportunity of a lifetime of success without risks.
Please kindly send your reply to my personal email address ***********@aol.co.uk.
My Regards,

Mr. Rowland Lauterburg.

--------------------------------------------------------------

Taiwan:
Dear Friend,

My name is Mr. Hung, I work with International Bank of Taipei, Taipei Branch, Taiwan. I have a Business Proposal of Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only ($44,500,000.00) for you to handle with me in my bank.

This is a legitimate transaction with no risk involved if we work according to as planned. I will need you to assist me in executing this Business Project from Taiwan to your country.

I need to know if you will be able to handle this with me before I explain to you in details? If you are interested, do contact me via: ********@yahoo.com.tw

Kind Regards

Mr. Hung.

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Holanda:
Dearest Beloved:
Compliment of the Season to you and your Family, How are you today? You may be surprised to receive this unsolicited mail as it may appear to be. Sorry to bother you any way. Glory be to God, My name is Mrs Rose Maxwell and I was married to Mr Ted Grant Maxwell who worked with American embassy in England, and at present am in Holland Amsterdum where We both married for 27yrs without children.

I do not intend to waste much of your time. My husband left the Sum Of "Eighteen Million Five Hundred Thausand Dollars" ($18.5million) to be precise in a long term deposit account in a (Security Finance Company in Holland Amsterdum).

Please i want you to understand that is Money was deposit for me before he died, which I intend to give out for charity purpose through a God fearing individual or firm that will received and use the money to help ORPHANS,WIDOWS and PROPAGATE THE WORD OF GOD.

I am looking for someone that I can trust to handle this funds because of my present health problems,i have a short time left on earth due to My cancer problem,I have decided to give the money out to propagate God's work since I do not have a child and due to my husbands belief in giving to the less previlage. Before my husband died we both decided to give the money out for charity works which was our wish and I want to carry out my husbands wish so that his mind can be at peace.

To this end, I want it recorded in heaven that while on earth my husband and I contributed positively to the needy through you. I wait your response for more detail. May the good Lord bless you and your family. and i would been very happy if you can give attenction to my Proposal AND direct your reply to My Private E-mail: **********@o2.pl

May God bless you.
Yours Sincerely
Mrs. Rose Maxwell.
My Private E-mail: ************@o2.pl

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Rusia:
Sir,

I am Mihail Vadim, I representing a top company executive in Moscow. He has given me a very sensitive and private brief to ask for your partnership to re-profile legitimately accrued funds well over fifty million euros. I will give the details, but in summary, the funds are coming via a bank in western europe, and this is a very legitimate request. You will be paid 8% for your "management fees",if I am able to reach agreeable terms with you.

If this would interest you, please write me back by email and provide me with your telephone number, and private email address and I will provide further details. Please keep this close to your chest as much as possible; we can not afford any political problems in our country. Write me back.I look forward to it.

Regards,

Mr. Mihail Vadim.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Thailandia:
I am Mr. Frank Guei a credit officer in UNION TRUST FINANCE, and personal
account manager to an expartriate who used to work with Benin Total Oil
Company(B.T.O.C). On the 2nd of January 2005, I recieved a call that my client
died in the Tsunami Disaster with his wife and two kids while on vacation at
Phuket Island in Thailand.

Since then I have made several enquiries to locate any of my client's extended
relatives. This has proved unsuccessful. I have contacted you to assist in
repartriating the money left behind by my client before it gets confiscated or
declared unserviceable.

Particularly, the UNION TRUST FINANCE where the deceased had an account valued
at $5,200,000.00 (Five Million, Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).
They issued me a notice to provide the next-of-kin or have the account
confiscated.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the biological relatives of my late
client, I hereby seek your consent to present you as next-of-kin of the
deceased since you are a foreigner, so that the proceeds of this account valued
at $5.2M can be transfered to you as inheritance and thereafter, you and me can
share the money; 50% to me and 35% to you, while 5% will be donated to the
Tsunami Disaster Charity Fund, and 10% for expenditures.

I have the legal documents which will be used to substantiate our inherittance
claims. All I require is your consent and honest co-operation to enable us see
the business through. Furthermore, I guarantee that the business will be
executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach
of the law. Please contact me via email below to enable us discuss further.
**********@yahoo.fr

Yours faithfully,

Mr. Frank Guei

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Costa de Marfil:
From Helen Kolonga
+225 08 42 10 57

I do apologize for approaching you from the blues. I was formerly a Medical student of the University of Abidjan, Cote d Ivoire. My parents and my only brother where killed by the current government because my father was an opposition leader.

Before the death of my father, he has $9.5 M USD (Nine Million , Five Hundred Thousand dollars.) in a domiciliary account with a bank in Côte d'Ivoire which i am the next of kin.

I HUMBLY NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS :
1) To help get this money transferred to you.
2) To serve as the guardian
3) To make an arrangement for me to come over after this money is transferred.
4) To look for a good venture where the money will be invested.

I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation of your effort after a successful transfer.

Your Sincerely,
Helen.


Si no fueran timos, hace tiempo que sería millonario [+risas] [+risas] [+risas]


Joder, te quieren hacer el timo nigeriano desde todos los sitios excepto Nigeria, lo mas cercano Costa de Marfil, y la holandesa contandote su vida de que si es viuda tiene cancer....
mangante escribió:y digo yo.... porque en vez de poner Nigeria, no ponen... Egipto? (por ejemplo) XD

Pues básicamente en lugar de hacerte viajar y matarte en Nigeria lo hacen en Egipto xD

No ahora en serio, Nigeria creo que es el país más poblado de África, y se hablan cerca de 200 lenguas distintas siendo el idioma oficial el inglés... Aparte de esto, es un país pobrísimo, no tiene prácticamente infraestructuras. El ser un país tan pobre ha favorecido el auge de los timadores, los tienes allí y los tienes también por internet. Es un país muy inseguro, aunque conozco algún otro todavía más.

En la web del Ministerio de Asuntos Exteriores, aparte de informarte acerca del peligro de gripe aviar:

http://www.mae.es/es/MenuPpal/Paises/ArbolPaises/Nigeria/Recomendaciones+de+viaje/

tienes también un texto muy bonito y extenso bajo el título "CONDICIONES DE SEGURIDAD" donde me quedo con:
Ministerio de Asuntos Exteriores de España escribió:- A la llegada no es recomendable entablar contacto con desconocidos. Existe un alto número de impostores, y los fraudes son frecuentes, sobre todo en aeropuertos y alrededores de hoteles.


Saludos.
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