Now that your adolescence is almost over it's time to be hurled out there into the abyss of the REAL WORLD. (I'll bet you didn't know that everything you did so far was part of the fake world.)
Como la vida misma, vaya.
"AHA! CAD! SCOUNDREL! LEECH! HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY INNOCENT WIFE! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER." He races to the wall and pulls down a double-barrel shotgun. The woman screams, "No, my darling. I just had all of the rugs cleaned!".
The cold shotgun barrel presses firmly against your neck. CLICK...The lights come on...You wake up. You've got to stop eating those anchovy pizzas so close to bedtime.